Plague 30

Now im very fond of the little map that tells me where you all are today i have Cambodia  Gibralter and Hong Kong at the bottom of the list . The one that worries me however is unknown region , is this perhaps Atlantis , aliens another dimension maybe?  So if your the viewer from unknown do say hello .
Im enjoying the peace as the socially isolated duo of other half and his brother have gimped off to his dads, to start on the sheds at the actual house now . Ive noticed that various strange piles of crap have appeared in the garden , including two sets of large aluminium ladders , hes got till the end of the month, we already have ladders we dont need more !!  Plus the kitchen has gained a large router with all the bench and bits and other stuff that comes with it , im informed they are just passing through , knowing my other half hes planning on trying to hide them somewhere here . I do love him but he is the pack rat from hell . He did say that trying to clear his dads mess makes him realise how bad it would be if he snuffed it , not noticed him getting rid off anything ...lol
Then he announced hes thought of getting a camper van , it would be easier to fish he says with his toilet with him , i already spend half my life dealing with that side of things , so cleaning out a camper van loo would be a real holiday treat for me to look forward to .  I just want a nice normal holiday but his disabilities rule out most places , theres a few holiday cottages that cater for the disabled but theyre booked up years in advance and so expensive theyre out of our league .
 You dont realise the daft aspects of caring for someone with a disability , to look at my other half when hes sat down he appears perfectly normal . When hes up and walking you can see something is very wrong , his legs dont appear to be on quite right and he walks badly even with his crutches .  It also looks like hes had a stroke on one side, this comes and goes through the day , but its much worse as the day goes on. when hes bad his words slur he gets word salad and the tremors come out with a vengeance. His neuropathy is getting worse , not much that anyone can do about this , every time he moves he causes more spinal and nerve damage ...ho hum probably come home today with a hidden mini digger or something , it never crosses his mind that he cant do something till it goes wrong , then i get the "are you busy" phonecall or text to go and rescue him . Case in point got the phonecall the other day while i was hoovering , hed decided to go under the car on his wheely board and after scuttling round the drive a few times realised he had not a hells chance of getting off it . It took two of us to get him back on his very wobbly feet . As im chuntering into the house he shouts " you never know till you try" AAARRRGGGHHHH

Plague 29

Well here we are in the beautiful quiet hear the birdsong fen edge .  I think the one good point of the current work not work shambles is that both the builders who have driven us mad with the endless power tools and deliveries , scuttled out their doors at great speed on Monday morning . I think both their partners are glad to see the back of them . 
Himself has announced that he and his brother are going fishing Friday , as he cant fish without a carer and his brother has severe asthma they make a fit and healthy pair . His brother coughs a lung up to order so that should frighten everybody away .

Yesterdays trip to Lidl was a giggle , there was a little tiny old lady out shopping she could barely see over the trolley . No mask or gloves but shed put her big coat on . The security guard chimed up , with .
Should you be out? Have you no one to shop for you ?
"Bollocks" came the reply as she sauntered in to continue her shopping , it gave the queue a good giggle and the security guard looked gobsmacked .  Everybody in the shop was giving her a very wide berth . Is this the start of very old people never being seen?  a tad worrying .

Just to put my life at risk i once again visited B&N lots of stock , no queue , the place was packed  did my usual pop down the far end for the Heron section and headed out, only they had one till and the queue was the entire length of the shop , Miss 2 metres apart was going crazy , it seems they were supposed to have only 20 people in the shop and one in one out . I did point out their were no signs , only to get the death stare as she stomped outside . Yep you guessed it all the signs had blown down to the bottom of the car park , guess they should have kept the security guard in a job .

Had to deliver a load of shopping to daughters , shes not been to well the joys of auto immune illnesses and stress , her other half does the shopping but as she says , he cant go in a shop and not come out without spending £30 on nothing , or meal plan to a budget in his head . First time ive seen her and the munchkin since this started even if it was at a distance . He wanted to come to stop but it seems hes on the list to go back to school because hes year 6 in the next couple of weeks .

Now that the urgent gardening is up to date i have the time to do a bit more crafty stuff  at last , tried doing tie dye the other day just for a giggle and it went suprisingly well . a jumble sale top and sundress are now very trendy..lol and the cat has blue whiskers

Plague 28

Come on now folks , we are all quite clear about what is expected of us today ?  Everybody should go to the garden center today , via anything but public transport ? 
Back to work today , lets hope someone bothered to tell the owners of businesses or the gates will be locked .  So go to work , but not by public transport , so get on your bike?  With a bit of luck you should be home for dinner ?
Right i now think i have this figured out and translated . Unlimited exercise is meant as , because there is little public transport available due to so many train and bus drivers dying and still being off ill . You need to get on your bike because we cant cope any longer without our cleaners , nannies and au pairs .  There really were people who were very rich ringing up employment agencies asking how to do the washing and what you do with a hoover .
Going to the garden center is code for nipping out to see your lover in a car park somewhere , buying a Hydrangea is code for doing a spot of dogging down the garden center after dark .
Social distancing means just run if you see anyone else , bit dangerous if you happen to be black and its an inner city area .
Will this affect me in any way ....fishing is back on , so Mr BH is champing at the bit awaiting the pits reopening and clarification that if it states that you can only go alone , can he take a carer .

IN SUMMARY
just hurry up and die you daft buggers , its not going quickly enough yet , we still have a few spare ventilators

Plague 27

Ho hum another Groundhog Day on the edge of the fen , on a plus note the 8 year old white cabbage seed are sprouting somewhat to my amazement and there appear to be radishes popping up allover the place because i just bashed the seed tub remnants of everything against a gate pillar a few weeks ago while cleaning it out .  So natures bonus is surprising me yet again , the plum tree is covered in tiny fruit after giving us next to nothing for years , it will be amazing if they make it to harvest , the wind and the wasps usually get most of them . So a quick pop out today for butchers stuff and the tin factory subject to them being busy , if they are we will have a ride out but not visit . I wouldnt normally shop anywhere on a Saturday but himself is bored and driving me mad .
Has anyone noticed that there is no news online or on TV about what is happening in the African countries , all the news seems to be very sanitized and censored at the moment , all very white Anglo Saxon.  We are all aware that black and asian people are being killed at much higher rates than whites even in the West , with modern healthcare . So what is actually going on out there ?  A friend did send me one article about Native Americans taking a real kicking from Covid because there is virtually no medical cover on the reservations , many dont even have water supplies to their homes .
Maybe some people would take things more seriously if they wernt showing just the edited highlights and all the bullshit propaganda we seem to be being fed . 

                                               Garden Marys annual appearance

Plague 26

So lets look into my crystal ball .....2021
Scientists are looking into a prominent rise in certain birth defects , some suspect it may be a result of the Covid 19 virus . It has been denied that the government may be responsible for their early reintegration of fertility services during the epidemic .  Several have been arrested for reporting that the superior spaffings of our leader may be involved .

Boris Brexit boxes are now being delivered to all houses , they contain large quantities of British beer and gin , tins of soup bread and custard creams , we are now entering week 56 of lockdown for the non essential .  It also helps those properties that are full of the dead to be identified as the boxes will still be there next week and the local council will investigate . this system hasnt been a great success as a great many parcels are stolen if left .  The earlier scheme where you went out and clapped for the Leader was thought to have been better at identifying the death houses .

Now that your phone app informs you when you may go outside , if there is Covid cases in your area , counts the steps you take and checks your food intake the whole population is benefitting from improved health and as such there is no longer a need for GP services . The new super NHS is amazing , privately run its come on in leaps and bounds to be a service we can be proud of . Sir Richard Branson is running it well in his retirement as a compensation for his airlines going bust . Dave up the road has however been arrested for strapping his phone to his dog and letting it roam all over while he watched Netflix .
More suggested glimpses into the future please folks!!

Plague 25

So here we are at the Silver Jubilee Plague post . Well its sunday morning in the fens and its much like every other Sunday morning in the fens , sunny but a bitter wind so until it warms up a little i will sit and have yet another cuppa , put in several loads of washing and contemplate various garden chores i need to get round to . May take the cats out for a toddle as ive spotted a skip...lol  nothing like raiding a skip for anything useful .

while trying to clean the awkward stair window last evening i nearly burnt out my retinas, now since lockdown there has been a bit of a competition going on with a couple of the neighbours who are stuck at home , there have been daily deliveries from the builders merchants , fork lifts whizzing about , much sounds of machinery etc . You can only see into the gardens from our tiny stair window and then only hanging out of it to clean it . One appears to have built a small brick bungalow at the bottom of his garden and the other has paved everywhere and installed a huge hot tub which i was truly unfortunate to witness at just the wrong time last night as he waddled down the yard to climb in stark bollock naked . Why me??

Then theres the fact that due to public outcry the Local Council is opening the household waste sites with social distancing rules , which seems like a good idea . Till you read all of it . You must go only with a prebooked appointment , it is only for garden waste , you may not take a trailer or van . Now it may be me , but surely fly tipped garden waste is the least of the fly tipping problem it will biodegrade where its dumped eventually , not ideal but thats what will happen , surely they would be better accepted ordinary none biodegradable waste to reduce fly tipping ?  To obvious i feel .

Daft publishing of the day , i spotted a death by Corona map by postcode  making the headlines in the Daily Heil ,  very misleading , it looks like there have only been the odd deaths in this county so it makes us look like the best holiday destination in the country come releasing everyone . Surely a map of Corona cases would have been more useful . The survival rates are really good here , you have to be damned unlucky to die from it . Mainly because we dont have a great many black or asian residents or areas with high density living . We also dont have a great many hospitals or GPS and a very high pensioner population , so if the hoards turn up it could quickly turn us in to the killing fields.

Plague 24

Well the Morrisons delivery was interesting to say the least , no veg , one pack of grapes , most of the fresh and frozen missing instead we got 13 chowmein pot noodles and lots of own brand tomato soup . You cant even check if the substitutions are any good and send them back at the moment .  I finally made the effort of complaining only to get a standard reply saying i should order the overpriced grocery boxes .
My daughter had tipped me off that the old Lincoln Lidl was fully stocked and there wasnt much of a queue , so off we toddled , only 4 or 5 queuing so big trolley time . Security on the door but it wasnt to bad a few odds and ends missing but the first time id seen tinned milk or flour for weeks , not a lot of frozen stuff but there was plenty of stock of everything else , so i did a big shop a really big shop the struggle to push it and see over it shop , i was generating tons of muttering and scowls from other shoppers , but thats it ive achieved and managed to restock pretty much everything and it will last for weeks . If we live that long .   Next door also had a delivery from Morrisons and commented that hers was equally strange and not very useful , but theyre the only company that is delivering round here at the moment .
Anyway due to the lack of frozen stuff at Lidl i hit on the bright idea of  wandering over the road to B&N it has a Heron inside , the queue was down the road which seemed a bit strange , all with big trolleys , when i finally got inside it was even stranger , the shelves opposite the door were packed but then once you got in all the food section was ransacked and pretty much empty except for all the weird sauces and spices they stock . So i trundled down to the far end to go to the Heron section it was pretty much deserted and well stocked , got what i needed then got harassed by a mangeress shouting 2 metres apart 2 metres apart , small problem the aisles are so narrow that you cant pass in them , all those with trolleys seemed to be heaping up curtains bedding and decorating equipment and all those aisles are nearest to the tills , which you couldnt get to for the people in those aisles , so the whole store just ground to a halt with the manageress still running round barking at everyone, a very surreal experience .
Glad it should be well over a month till i need to venture out again except for pills , came home sat down and slept all afternoon , only to be woken up by MR BH moaning i forgot to get him any piccalilli and another delivery of wholesale catering supplies that were very cheap ..lol 

Plague 23

So heres a few tales that i would struggle to make up...Mumsie
So on ringing mother the other day , its usually an hour of her ranting on and me going really  , yes , no . she informed me that shes finally discovered Wiltshire Farm Foods and shes not cooking ever again ...lol  thank god for that she was moaning the other day that shed set fire to the microwave .
Now i stalk my mother on various facebook sites local to her etc . Had a good chuckle that the police had to put up a post stating that the groups of men hanging round not social distancing were actually the local drug squad hanging about waiting to do a raid , how many calls had they had on the dob your neighbour line had they had?
My call to mother the other day however ended with me having to hang up because i was in tears and in great danger of a puddle on the floor .
The wonders of Boris , theres a bloke with a twinkle in his eye! As if his ability to impregnate vacuous blondes is a miracle Oh and he sent her a letter !
 Those proper suited boys on telly everyday telling us the good news . The spawn of Alan Bastard reading the soddin autocue they cant even get right . 
And just to finish me off . Isnt it a good job all the foreigners fucked off home , now they wont be fondling her lettuce anymore ...ffs why wasnt i adopted this image is stuck in my mind forever 

I have no idea what is going on with the font and print type on Blogger today...so ive given up ..lol 

Plaque 22

Ho hum....well im progressing quite well with my no dig gardening , its all a tad late looking at the weather , but who trusts the English weather , we had a late Easter scooter Rally at Great Yarmouth many moons ago when on the final day we had 6 inches of snow . So the cabbage patch has been covered with carpet and they will go in once its done its work straight into the cabbage cages to keep the butterflies away .  Second sewing of broad beans today , we can never have to many of those , did tons of old squash seeds yesterday i soaked them for a couple of days , so we will see , the grounds nice and warm so i can chuck most things straight into the ground . The Strawberry Patch is looking pretty tragic and there were hardly any runners to pot on , must order some seed to start for next year . Nothing very exciting to report at all , i await the Morrisons delivery with interest  Saturday seems to be the only day they deliver in this area but even their odd and interesting version of your shopping list is a help .
Mr Bah Humbug is insisting on going to his departed dads at the weekend to start sorting out his garages and sheds , im not going . In the spirit of being a right cow ive pointed out there is nothing he cant live without and im not helping . I also pointed out its me who will have to look after him if he catches something . So his brother and one of his kids have been roped in and im getting the death stare and the attitude . Personally i dont see how losing your life over a load of yet more rusty crap he cant use is justified . The village hes going to is the local Corona hotspot .

Plague 21

im wondering  how many of the Plague series there will be ? Will it get to 50 or 100?  im usually online first thing while doing kitchen chores and starting the washing looking for interesting cheap grocery items that can be stockpiled , ive just got that pricking in my thumbs feeling that food may well be a big problem later in the year , the UK is becoming more and more reliant on overseas imports and whos planting the crops if everyone is ill and dying ?  Hotel catering suppliers seem to be chucking up some interesting bargains at the moment and theyre more than happy to sell to the public
The funeral went off yesterday without to many problems , not to happy that Mr BH ended up taking his brothers whole family but then it was his brother doing the driving . At least none of his dads brothers and sisters finally decided to not attend they are all in their 80s. Eldest daughter did turn up from Nottingham but didnt bring her tribe .
I have pointed out to himself that he is now isolated he was none to amused when i presented myself for morning duties wearing  a Cagoule , decorators goggles and a nice pair of Marigolds . Was i taking the piss?  it didnt quite register as he needed yet more industrial painkillers , he decided to do graveside on his crutches instead of his wheels as he said his dad would have bollocked him for having no respect .
 I gather the highlight of the event was the fact that the cemetery is directly next to RAF Coningsby and theyre doing afterburner runs at the moment till the early hours of the morning as we can vouch for!!  The funeral took forever because every time something took off it drowned out the vicar , his dad would have been impressed as he was ex RAF many moons ago.  Plus it kept interfering with the vicars bluetooth hymns from his phone

Plague 20

So its monday morning and what has changed in the world ?  thought id tackle the Daily Heil this morning and see what propaganda for pensioners they are spouting . So we now have a new hate society in the Murdock view finder . China lots of posts of how they have lied about the extent and causes of Corona . Well guess what all governments lie , some are better at it than others .  People are still dying in China of Corona , they are merely over the peak , that doesnt mean its not going to be around for months if not years .
Major Tom bless his heart , hope they scrounge a meeting with the Queen to make the old blokes day , they may have to meet in individual bubble tents to avoid the virus but that looks like the future of being vulnerable elderley for the future .
Then theres America...i know i have a lot of American readers so i hope i dont offend anyone . You do realise that the internet and media are presenting you all as gun toting loons at the moment ? Those of you that i actually talk to seem to be taking the Corona virus just as seriously as the rest of the world . Social Isolation etc etc .
 I do suppose its hard to grasp the seriousness of the virus situation when you live in a property miles from others where you rarely venture out except for beer and ammunition . But those in towns and cities are being hit hard , the poor and ethnic minorities are dying in droves , partly due to unaffordable health care .  In 14 days or so all those gun toting dickheads who are marching waving guns and group hugging around government buildings will find out the hard way that they may have few symptoms but they will pass on a virus that can kill anyone to members of their family.  They think its imaginary and being hyped up ?   In the UK everyone knows someone who has had this, many have died some will be left with lifelong disabilities , it damages organs permanently .  Others get over it without more than a cough and a couple of weeks of grotty .  Somehow i dont think the right to bear arms is going to be a lot of protection

Plague 19

So lets talk about the weird world of shopping . The fact we are not going anywhere means he had a bit of money in the bank , so yesterday he got all excited because hed had an email from our oil suppliers telling us 500 litres could be had for a grand total of  £115  , last year we bought early and got the same amount for £270 which left us broke for 2 months and at the time that was a good price ,we havent had a bad winter so we used about half of that . He asked if we had anything else urgent and theres nothing outstanding on the list , so he bought the oil .  At least no fishing has been good for something as i dread the winters .
I did the fresh stuff run yesterday down to the coop , for bread and bits , still gaping holes in the shelfs though they had a miracle,  toilet rolls which at £9 a pack they can keep . I think the problem we have is that the few shops we have are geared towards tourists , theres endless chillers of sandwiches , which ive bought quite a lot of for pennies the cheese ones go in the freezer then in the sandwich maker to have with soup , another old chap had got a basket full i noticed . Theyve had another wine delivery so the pensioners are all walking around clanking , good job theyre not limited to 2 , i think that would cause a wrinkly riot , oddly theres a shortage of cleaning stuff , but ive tons in so not a problem . To get half thats on your list you also have to pop into Sainsburys local they seem to have different shortages , hardly any meat but this week we have bacon !! they dont have veg but tons of salad , they also had pasta which people were getting excited over . We have barely touched pasta since daughter and grandson left .
Oddly since all this kicked off ive noticed that , ive far to much rice , himself not been to keen ,i was crafty with this and got the rice thats vacuum sealed so nearly bleedin immortal ,  i dont need so many tinned tomatoes , id already given daughter a load before the event , I need to amass a bit more of a selection of some packet mixes , yes i have all the spices but his lordship gets more picky by the day.  I do need to stock up on tinned mushrooms , we have mowed through them, i still have plenty of bread making stuff and gram flour . I do think that investing in another bulk purchase of dried onions is a good idea and ive run out of dried egg that nobody noticed was dry when i scrambled it .
On a plus note theres quite a few bargains to be had on stuff that was doubtless produced for the hotel and catering trade , Wensleydale Creamery has big catering blocks of good cheese at a very reasonable price , cheese freezes but this is properly aged cheese so it keeps anyway and it maintains its flavour when cooked , something the likes of Cathedral City has never mastered .

Plague 18

So Mr BH reached the grand old age of 50 , hes not doing bad for someone who was given two years five years ago , his disability grows ever worse but his general health has improved in a lot of ways , sadly his weight hasnt, but at least it remains static. Now he got his wish of a pork pie instead of a birthday cake . And a chinese in a box from M&S which was far to much for two people , but he has shared it with our huge glutton of a hedgehog .
Mentally hes not in a great place at the moment it doesnt take much to set him off crying , the death of his dad has hit him hard on top of the fact that if he catches Corona its the end of him and he dwells on it . So yesterday was going quite well , hed had tons of calls from family and friends , ive spent days reminding everyone . Then i notice hes quietly sniveling, on asking it seems that his eldest daughter had contacted him on facebook and had a right go at him about grandads dying , why didnt he know what was happening how it had happened etc , why couldnt she go to the funeral etc etc . We are not organising the funeral we havent seen anyone to ask, all we know that because it is just an internment at the cemetery in the family plot that we didnt realise he had , only 5 people can attend , its just the 3 sons and his partner and her brother . No 1 daughter had gone online and it says 10 people can attend burials  so she and her tribe are planning on traveling from the other side of the country.  As i told him you cant cure stupid , let her get on with it  and make sure he stays at least a couple of meters away from her .   Due to his walking its a really bad idea him going anyway but i can understand him wanting to , so his brother is taking him hes been locked up as well as he has severe asthma so i think the chances of either of them catching anything off each other are very slim and theyre taking our car instead of travelling in the limo with the others .  Theres nothing worse than families at a stressful time

Plague 17

You do get the feeling that mother nature is now taking the piss on the weather front dont you . Another glorious day , i was up at first light to torch the second major bonfire of the year , ive noticed theres little wind early on , plus heaping conifer branches over the top means its over and done really quickly . Then i noticed i'd gained a small cheering fan at her bedroom window,next doors 3 year old , poor little soul is bored out of her brain. Her mother is to say this politely a tad loud , so we hear  her killing them all day long ..lol
One odd fact is the quiet from next door but one, normally he has every window open and his radio blaring till it distorts at the first hint of warmth , cant help wondering if someone has bought him some headphones or one of the other neighbours has tried to kill him.
No1 favourite on my quarantine list, decent drying weather just as Mr BH hits one of his infamous bowel problem patches , hes feeling very sorry for himself  and maxing his painkillers so all he does is sleep at the moment . I think the problems over his dads death arent helping , plus hes 50 next week and theres no party , in fact i havent had a single inspiring thought yet , everything he likes he has or isnt possible . Its hard work with someone as grumpy as he is . Very tempted to make him a pork pie and stick candles in it , but im not sure if he would take it well ...lol

Plague 16

Forced to actually go to civilisation and shop this morning after a major argument with Mr BH about him not caring in the slightest if i snuff it . Son doesnt drive and im struggling with shingles leg spasming ,  Mr BH wanted to go to Lincoln to get everything he feels is missing from his life , so if i pop off i want killed for a pork pie on my headstone .  In a spirit of compromise instead we went to Heron Frozen Foods in the next little town , ive filled the freezer with various Excel products that seem to be even cheaper than usual ,they didnt have any bacon, pork pies etc so hes still as mardy as his arse , but they did have some linda mcartney sausage rolls so thats me gloating . The online Morrisons order that took a month to get has dwindled from 70 items down to 32 so i await a carrier bag full on Saturday .
Im making progress on the conifer wars , its all a bit have a couple of hours sit and cry with leg pain all night , but im getting there i give it a fortnight to see any real progress , the compost i ordered weeks ago turned up, i think the poor delivery lad had had a bad day , mind you it was a 100l compressed bale hidden in a large cardboard box , delivered it was the same price as it would be if you could source any from a garden center around here .
Didnt spot any caravans this morning but theres a lot of bikers about,  a big queue at the butchers and the coop was down the road and a load of boats have turned up at the moorings down the road

Plague 15

So we have found out that because he is a definite non covid fatality, there can be a quicky cremation for FIL only 3 people can attend . So now they are squabbling over that , not unexpected as the third brother is hard work at the best of times and loathes Mr BH with a vengeance. At least someone from his partners family has appeared and seems to be dealing with her , she cant survive without a full time carer , she had carers coming in a few times a week already but for obvious reasons there wont be any increase in care at the moment , FIL has been the only thing keeping her out of residential care for the last few years .  It also seems that FIL has a stream of lock up garages containing god knows what, numerous vehicles etc , that its up to us to pay for and sort out ? But current circumstances once again prevent anybody doing anything about it at the moment . Normally i would suggest because theres no chance of any of them agreeing about anything , that it all should go to auction and the proceeds be split . Not that any of them would listen ..lol
On the lockdown front , I ventured to the local Coop yesterday to find it stripped by locusts , theres barely a thing on the shelves , tons of barbecue charcoal and a pallet of Carling were just being delivered . milk is practically being given away at the moment so i grabbed a couple of big cartons and popped them in the freezer . Son managed to grasp a delivery slot for Morrisons despite been 11003 in the queue this was at 3am in the morning  , not that they had anything we needed in stock , but at least it gives a few more choices. Weve noticed that a lot of the second homers are quietly sneaking into their properties , lets hope they bring groceries with them or theyre in for a big shock 

Plague 14

So grandad has passed and left Mr Bah Humbug an orphan , hes in a bit of a state he was the youngest and spent his whole life trying to get an ounce of approval from the strange man that was my father in law .  Famous for his refusal to leave the 70s behind , with his huge collection of gold dangling round his neck and on his fingers , his twinkle in his eye when it came to any woman , his mad max trike that he bought to celebrate his final retirement and his fishing addiction that he passed on to his sons .
Its still a bit of a mystery what has gone on , the hospital finally said that he had come in with a large head injury and developed pneumonia . His partner is still refusing to speak to the family , no surprises there , she refused to come here ever again when i told her she couldnt smoke in my house even if she was disabled?  that was over 10 years ago , grandad would still appear from time to time , but he was her carer . One brother did comment do you think shes done him in ? because they were notorious for scrapping and arguing . But i would think its more likely that hes done something really dumb because he would never admit he was in his 80s and didnt look a day over 50 .
So we can all just speculate , there are no funerals at the moment so we will probably never know .the fact , that hes left everybody wondering would have amused him no end im sure

Plague 13

So just to mix stuff up we get a phonecall from Mr Bah Humbugs brother to say his 80 something  year old dad has been taken to hospital , now we rarely see his dad hes about 10 miles away and since they replaced his knees hes never there , he fishes every day he possibly can he just turns up on the doorstep if he wants to borrow tools or he turns up at the fishing pits if he wants to talk to his  boys ,hes full time carer to his much younger partner , who for good reason takes painkillers like smarties . But getting much sense out of her can be hard work .   She had just rung to say he was being shoved in an ambulance , she didnt know why or where they were taking him ? 
Well it took 24 hours to find him , then to be told that hes on the stroke unit , there had been some confusion about his location because he doesnt use the name he was born with ,plus nobody actually knows what year he was born in , because he lies about it and his past . The only way i managed to track him is because i did mr bah humbugs family history and found his great grand parents , so obtained his original birth certificate years ago .
 When they eventually admitted they had him , it turns out we can be given no information about him , his partner must be the only point of contact . Great , families are wonderful so none of his 5 kids can find out didly squat about what is going on , hs partner never answers the phone and when she does she has no idea who anyone is . Obviously theres a no visiting rule at the moment . The fact that hes on the stroke unit doesnt mean he has had a stroke either ,because thats where all non quarantined elderley patients are being kept at the moment

Plague 12

So ive spent a couple of days putting my affairs in order etc , had a bit of a temperature felt really achy and crap . Then low and behold i hatch a patch of shingles yet again, never been so pleased to see them , see Covid has bought some plus points to my life ...lol ..
Well now theyve hatched i feel fine apart from the usual my leg doesnt quite belong to me feeling , waiting for my glands to shrivel back up properly but i think i can manage a bit of pottering in the garden today . The thing is there are drama queen shingles , which are terrible and can kill you and ive had a few batches in the last 30 odd years ,  but i get the endemic variety 90% of the time , nuisance shingles as i like to call them , little patches of pain , as a general rule they come as a free gift with auto immune illnesses of any kind . I have had psoriasis for many years, so hey ho   . I have a damaged sciatic nerve as a souvenir which can be interesting at times , but i never go 6 months without a flare so cant have the vaccine.  The antivirals seem to have no effect so im not going to be bothering my doctors at this time , i will potter on . I have some cold sore cream if it was bad but this is a minor league batch .
Anyway onward from my personal plague , what Covid news do we have . Oh i got a letter from the DWP informing me of the 70p pay rise in carers allowance along with several pages of  bumph threatening me with legal action if i dont inform them immediately if my partner dies , so when they ring you to tell you that theyve euthanized your partner that must be your first phone call , getting a bit unsubtle on the hope all the disabled die front arent they? 
Then theres all the not so subtle digs that the vulnerable elderly should give up their lives for the greater good . Sending out DNR letters to folks explaining that its for the benefit of the paramedics to not try to resuscitate people , somehow i dont think the paramedics see it that way . Its more GPs informing their patients that this is what the government has requested them to do . 

Plague 11

So im sat here contemplating the wretched shed roof trying to decide how to tackle this large problem , because he has his large radio mast directly next to it , along with countless piles of other crap its not easy to get to and i could really have done with the munchkin , but ho hum if it stays fine ..
My daughter says that im turning into granny , she cleans out her gutterings at 84 on a big ladder but in mumsies case its meanness not poverty forces her to do it herself.
Still got mumsie problems spent a happy couple of hours yesterday trying to find out why she isnt included in the vulnerable register , her GP receptionist enlightened me finally , that they are operating on a shoestring staffing level as most of the backroom staff are ill . The GP must supply vulnerable information to the government which because of staffing they are late doing , then the government issues a letter that is proof of  vulnerability and will trigger contact to mother from someone somewhere , her local council are delivering with the aid of the red cross , food parcels but until she gets the letter i cant move anything forward . So i informed mother that she will be getting a call and not to panic if a box of groceries does appear .
Best call was to the local vulnerable support group .  Had a chat with the lady who seems to have already met mummie dearest . Dont worry im well aware what shes like i would suggest you have her groceries popped on her doorstep after dark by a commando team .
The other thing thats got my goat is all the folks praising the mobile farm shop butcher and baker , how wonderful the stuff is , then i read the price lists ...really !!  there seems to be an awful lot of sharing and back slapping on facebook . Yes these businesses are doing wonderful things in hard times and everyones really grateful . But once again it doesnt cross peoples minds in our village that in a sea of RAF pension theres an awful lot of others who merely have a state pension . Or at the moment are layed off with bugger all and a family ,  who will be waiting for any help from the state for weeks . The post asking for foodbank donations got just 3 shares ...says it all really