Scientists are looking into a prominent rise in certain birth defects , some suspect it may be a result of the Covid 19 virus . It has been denied that the government may be responsible for their early reintegration of fertility services during the epidemic . Several have been arrested for reporting that the superior spaffings of our leader may be involved .
Now that your phone app informs you when you may go outside , if there is Covid cases in your area , counts the steps you take and checks your food intake the whole population is benefitting from improved health and as such there is no longer a need for GP services . The new super NHS is amazing , privately run its come on in leaps and bounds to be a service we can be proud of . Sir Richard Branson is running it well in his retirement as a compensation for his airlines going bust . Dave up the road has however been arrested for strapping his phone to his dog and letting it roam all over while he watched Netflix .
More suggested glimpses into the future please folks!!