Sunday 23 May 2021

Odd Day

 I was up at 5am after getting cramp and ending up on the bedroom floor in a heap , so now i have a bruised shoulder to add to my trivial woes . First thing on booting up the puter i find a wonderful email promising me 18 extra large African cocks and half asleep opened the chicken email that i thought my mate had sent me ....errr it wasnt chickens !!  I did exercise more caution with my other emails .

By 7am everybody was still snoring so i snuck out to the car boot , it was heaving and the wind was bitter , didnt buy a thing other than my veg for the week . Got home and took a look at the sore shoulder only to find ive a lump that Quasimodo would be proud of and its starting to throb nicely , this will cramp my style today as i had an appointment with my hedgetrimmers , but just to make me feel less guilty its now turning nice and black and spitting with rain . Oh joy ive 4 loads of washing out .

Maybe its just safer to take to my bed for the day after all its not even 10am yet 

8 comments:

  1. Hi! I saw you on Crafty Cats corner, and thought I'd pop by. The sunflower kit is gorgeous! I love your style of writing, you give things a bit of humor even if they are not so good. The stuffed dog in your header is so cute, I have not seen one this unusual. I hope your injury heals fast, but am glad it was no worse.

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  2. Oh dear - yes, I do think you need a day off - sometimes the Gods just force us to take a bit of time, hence the rain. Hope you aren't too stiff and sore tomorrow.

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    1. cant reach anything so im employing a stray son as my right arm for the weekend

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  3. I hope you feel better soon.

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    1. I am the clumsiest person on the planet , but i always get by

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  4. I shouldn't say this, but I haven't had cramp for ages, lol
    Tom used to get it really bad and was almost crying with the pain and he doesn't do crying.
    Briony
    x

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    1. Lifelong cramp person , rarely go a week without it . trouble is the tablets they give you make you talk like your drunk all the time , ive given up now...lol

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