Wednesday 1 January 2020

To Infinity And Beyond

So welcome to a new decade , has much changed ? Its been a funny old Xmas season , we had a surprise death in the extended family , one of the boys aunties who lived a couple of villages away . She was disabled and had major health issues anyway, but she was killed by a sore throat that turned into pneumonia and sepsis in the space of a few hours . There seems to be a lot of this locally and people are dropping like flies . It being xmas , everybody in the close family was far to busy stuffing the turkey so it fell to nice son to be with her at the end and cope with her alcoholic partner who was in shock . Not great when he had some viral throat bug that was leaving him like the walking dead that he had kindly brought to our house for Xmas .
My mother decided to do her best to ruin xmas by spewing her own special brand of venom at me , she informed me that she was spending xmas with the Tory working classes and wouldnt it be better if i killed myself and my partner , we are just a burden on the likes of her and our children and the state . And a Merry Xmas To You Mother .  I think her booze delivery hadnt arrived on time . So once again shes changing her will to the cousins who had invited her for xmas , I think theyd seen the advert on the telly with the nice lonely little old lady that you invite over , hope they had a good xmas once she started on the wine .
So ive not been around much on line , i now have nursy duties for Mr Bah Humbug as he now has the throat bug , which he is convinced is about to kill him .  Dont think so , we have the sepsis leaflet on the fridge theyre popping them in your perscription bags at the moment .  He has a bit of a temperature , swollen glands and a big dose off im doomed topped off with galloping hypochondria . Ive got him gargling on anything vile i can mix up and im not to gently stuffing a thermometer in his ear everytime he whinges . 
Cant wait till he passes it on to me ....ho hum ...life goes on .

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