So ive spent the weekend in a tent with my pet cripple and useful son, another endurance test ive passed with flying colours , but i must admit im glad its over with.
Kustom Culture , americana fest, a sea of hotrods , amazing dresses , millions of pounds of tattoos, rockabilly bands it was great , thoroughly enjoyed it . Bleedin freezing at night but i went prepared and spent the night sleeping in so many layers i looked like the michelin man , a little surreal , got up to go to the loo in the night only to find a six foot clown in full costume staggering around the toilet block but what the hell if it made him happy..lol
Best disabled moment of the weekend , i got the help call from the disabled loo to go and assist my pet cripple hed got there and couldnt get back to his chariot cos hed dropped his crutches bless him . Then when we got back to the tent i had one strange conversation with him , the disabled loo was built into the corner of the ladies loos but the petitioning didnt go to the ceiling so he could hear everything in the ladies. Hes now telling everyone that women fart when they go for a wee and we chat to each other while on the loo , information that no man had a need to know . Pointless trying to censor him the joys of a mental condition that has turned off any discretion he once had and makes him repeat stuff over and over , im just hoping we have no visitors of importance this week .
So this morning its try to dry a pair of dripping tents because of the torrential thunderstorm just as we were packing up and tackle the cleaning and washing mountain , a womens work is never done.
You need to educate yourself on what is acceptable in the English language these days. Words such as cripple, retard, etc., are definitely not acceptable.
ReplyDeleteHaving a disability is bad enough without reading the offensive words "pet cripple"
everyone finds different words offensive im sorry if this one bothers you , but this is how my other half refers to himself among many far worse ones, its called humour. Feel free not to read again if im that offensive
DeleteTo say that men and women are all human beings, we baffle each other a lot! I'm impressed at you camping, the weather has been not good and a six foot clown at night is a shock to the system that no-one should suffer!!!
ReplyDeleteim impressed we managed camping , though im feeling it today , its the getting home and having all the washing and everything wet thats no fun
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