Flies !!! UURRRGGGHH we are plagued with flies this year , we always get loads this time of year joys of living in the countryside im afraid , but this year theyre a real tough bunch , not helped by other halfs wanting every door and window open , normal fly spray doesnt do a lot for these tough critters , so i ordered a case of the good stuff off Amazon its lasted 2 weeks , now other half has announced we arent to spray it if hes in the house he doesnt like it , but hes in the house pretty much all the time , i have pointed out there is a chair just outside the front door and he can stagger there if he cant stand it . We have an electric fly light but theyre just ignoring it . Its all a bit third world as they head for your eyes .
He went fishing yesterday with his brother and it was plague of dragonflys day when i took lunch down to them . never seen so many different sizes and colours . managed to get a huge one hit me in the forehead thought someone had thrown a stone at me ..lol
So the third plague in the area is the tourists , my annual gripe , its really busy this year which is a good thing for the local economy , but not such a good thing for the local residents , we just smile nicely , nod and shake our heads as they leave , we fen trolls are like that .
Yesterday we had a whole bunch of late teen Americans in town , you can spot them quite easily all tall , wearing pricey labels towering over us , with amazing braces and a baffled expression, polite kids though under your feet when your a harassed local, double parked to do the bread and milk run .
The middle class prick leading them was a stunner , hes stood outside the Coop with his herd telling them that this is the local shop a bit like a sweet shop to get soda and a sandwich from , no prick this overpriced wine emporium is our only shop for miles , we are all so damned poor that we only shop there if we have to and we have to . Our other shop in the village has virtually empty shelves except on delivery day. most of our employment is seasonal and minimum wage , all the residents are aging and the young have to leave to get on with their lives . I managed to avoid opening my mouth and just stood on his toes in passing for fun and jollies . Nice kids though, very polite and very baffled
We sometimes meet foreign tourists on our canal travels, they are usually polite but baffled too, especially when they realise we live on our boat. I refer to them as grockles which is what they are called in Blackpool, in Cornwall they call then emmets I think.
ReplyDeletethey never quite grasp the countryside do they , its muck spreading season here that baffles them as well
DeleteI know these aren't common over there - but would it be possible to get screens for your windows - and what we call a storm door - it's usually a metal and glass door that fits inside your regular one and the glass slides up and down to reveal a screen - that way doors & windows can be open but flies & other critters stay out. It would drive me mad to have all those flies in the house!
ReplyDeletei remember screen doors from my grans house , sadly in state housing we are not allowed them its a fire hazard
DeleteWhy would glass & metal be considered a fire hazard? The majority of homes have them here and we have some pretty strict regulations. Just curious as to the reasoning...
DeleteBecause councils are generally pretty moronic and come up with hundreds of strange and bizarre local byelaws to be ignored every year
DeleteYuk,i hate them. If i buy fly killer abroad its brilluant stuff. Buy the same in the UK and its like it's watered down.
ReplyDeletethe stuff in the blue tin is good all others seem to just give them a headache then theyre up again and inviting their relatives
DeleteI have heard good reports about red top fly traps .
ReplyDeleteWe use fly papers old school and not very pretty but effective .
fly papers are full in an hour this year so theyre a non starter
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