Monday 12 August 2019

Cat Lady

I have a problem, cats like me , in fact i just attract them . We are about to lose Big Doris shes moving with my daughter and the munchkin shortly and i think every other cat in the neighbourhood  is auditioning for the vacancy . I went out for my morning toddle yesterday set off with none and by the time i was round the corner my 3 had appeared and were following me , then Fat Foster the neighbours cat lumbered up , by the time id got to the barns i had 5 not even sure whos the black fluffy one is .  Coming back just to make life stranger a white cat fell at my feet out of a tree not sure who was more startled me or it .
Pottering doing garden jobs yesterday looked up and id a circle of 8 of the buggers , best of all next doors half grown  kitten has just ventured out for the first time and decided it was going in the house for its dinner , totally unphased by my hissing spitting girls .
Weirdest of all I went out to the bin last night and stood on a hedgehog ..WTF ...
Looked out the front window this morning and theres 3 more strange cats stood watching me .....weird just weird


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    1. I was thinking the exact same thing - I get creeped out every time I see a whole line of them of them somewhere (particularly on power lines) - Hitchcock has a lot to answer for!

  2. Ooooh how very

  3. As long as you don't have a collection of broomsticks to go with the cats!!

  4. Cats terrify me so I would be having a hysterical fit

  5. I think its a compliment to be liked by cats, they are very choosy and they obviously find you to be a lovely lady.

  6. That's funny, but odd. Are you sure you are not wearing Tuna Perfume?