Brexit 1

So now we have Brexited , well that was a bit of an anti climax , not a firework or a party to be seen on the edge of the Fen . Meanwhile the world thinks the whole country was out partying in the streets as all the news crews headed to Parliament Square for Nigel Farage and his shenanigans, the news crews probably outnumbered the party goers , not because there arent lots of Brexit supporters  but holding a street party in January in London wasnt going to do it for most .  Just grateful that the bloke over the road who must own a firework factory is a Remainer and didnt terrorise everyones pets yet again.
Boris has been trying his aspirational speeches  , i have wondered if Cummings has inserted something akin to an electric shock dog trainer about his person somewhere,  that could explain the sudden arm flinging and muttering that keep happening.
For shit and giggles I thought id try to take the Habitual Residency Test on YouGov  it would seem i have no right to be in this country and must leave straight away , excellent not sure where im supposed to go as i was born and bred here, Im buggered due to my lack of a passport and my lack of medical records lost in the computerisation debacle . So when they decide to deport me will i just fly round the world as every other country decides im not theirs? Or will they put me in a nice warm immigration center with TV and 3 meals a day ? got to be better than being in a residential care home.  Thanks to the problem with my medical records i may also find im not eligible for NHS treatment as it does say that if you dont have continuity of records to show you have been here long enough to qualify they can refuse you . I merely have a page from 1991 and one from 93 plus the last 3 years  ...ho hum  i will bring you the fun filled joys of Bexit from time to time