Motivation A Challenge

Do you get days when you struggle to motivate yourself ?  Ive decided after lots of self analysis that
A: Im a lazy cow
B: Every home should have a washing pile that resembles a Mongolian yurt
C: If the kids steal the hoover , make no effort to find it!!

So for the next few days I may just list the weird items ive found in the drawer beside my desk , because i cant be bothered to walk across the room to the filling cabinet...lol