Saturday, 10 January 2026

Gammon

So himself had his monthly trip to the blood folks the other day it didnt start well when you couldnt get near the disabled parking or the drop off points due to the weather , so he had to do snow on his crutches . Anyway he come back in a foul mood because he knew doing that amount of walking would leave him in agony . Now he comes to the good bit , the little hijab wearing blood lady  asks him if its alright if she does it or does he object and want someone else ?  This baffled him and he said he didnt care who saw him , so he asked her why and it seems a lot of the gammon fraternity refuse treatment from her . He was horrified by this but i set him off by saying well you do look the part . Epic rant started but i pointed out your the right age your nearly bald and you wear the outfit .  Theres nobody less of a gammon but i also pointed out that a lot of his friends have a fondness for flags and ranting about immigrants and  a few family members. What is the world coming to .  

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    1. thats one of those cases where they do nothing for the fear of raising racial tensions , but a sadist is a sadist regardless of religion or skin colour

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  2. Well I have learnt something today after googling what's a gammon! Must lead a sheltered life in the South West lol.

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