Well here we are again. another journey into the unknown starts , blew a car up Monday that we couldnt afford to lose at the moment , so ho hum here i go again trying to perform miracles with what we have . Now i had one of those weird dreams the other night , hadnt even eaten a huge block of cheese so it must be stress related . I dreamt that because we are governed endlessly by toss pots, we decided to instead let comedians stand for election, no party loyalty just a sense of humour . Hear me out on this one , Ukraine doesnt seem to have done to bad from the idea , hes not perfect but hes better than anything we have on offer . I didnt even like some of the comedians on offer , Ricky Gervaise and Fergel Sharkey were running the enviroment , The Home Office was under the thumb of Jo Brand , DWP had peter kaye in charge after all he was in a wheelchair in his Phoenix Nights days it was going quite well then Jimmy Carr was put in charge of the Tax Office and Frankie Boyle became the prime minister . So ho hum how wrong could it go ?
I've reached a point where even the comedians I would want in government are dead. Marty Feldman as PM, and Les Dawson in charge of the exchequer. You may think this would be a waste of Bob Todd but he can't do that as well as be Archbishop of Canterbury. 😆
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DeleteI would like Tommy Cooper if we could only resurrect him somehow x
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