Snotty Gripe

So absence due to house of plague, the munchkin has gone home but left a virus behind that has nailed the whole household , we are the house of snot , which is why im up at 4am having sneezed and turned into Quasimodo , in less than a week weve gone through the whole cold and flu mountain id built up for Brexit and once again ive got a rough batch of Shingles so i can barely move , cant book an appointment at the doctors because i have a 5 minute appointment for a medication review next month , you can only have one appointment on the books at a time . aaarrggghhh.   oh that appointment was booked back in September.

Best conversation heard in the Doctors when picking up pills recently , gentleman of a certain age at the counter  .

We can give you an appointment in five weeks what is the problem

I have a breast lump,  a swollen testicle , changes in my bowel habits and ive had a cough for over a month or some such
You will need more than one appointment , you can only discuss one matter per appointment . Oh and your under 65 so must book appointments online .

That is why im here , there are no appointments online .

Oh we put some on every day , but they do go quickly .

The one that gets my goat is for once we have the full complement of doctors something unheard of  for at least the last 3 years , but nobody can get to see them .  im beginning to think they are imaginary . Then if you do get to see them its why have you left it so long.....aaaaaaaarrrrgggghhhh 

The best one is if i go online Mr BH can always book an appointment , probably due to them nearly killing him and it all going legal on them  , it might be in 5 weeks but it always shows as their being appointments . Look on mine online no appointments . I just needed some antivirals but its to late now .
So thats my online gripe for the week , snot doesnt bring out the best in me , im just a whiney snotty mess ...lol