Armawhatsit

Got up with good intentions , then decided to dehydrate the singular last big green winter squash that seems to be kicking round the kitchen , trouble is the last big ones are so dried out and hard that with my crappy hands its no mean feat , usually i do them with an axe but the other day himself said try your little chainsaw , fortunately i decided to take it out to the garden . It was interesting to say the least , i will now be known as tango tits for posterity , i was dripping in bright orange flesh from head to toe, it sprayed everywhere but once you start to do these things theres no turning back , i couldnt get the chain saw apart to clean , so i took it to himself who goes of his head at how i could be so stupid . But he told me to try it !!!   apparently he was only kidding .ho hum .

Meanwhile in my urge to activate the garden , i tipped out one of my builder bag compost heaps to revitalise the raspberry patch and found a load of huge potatoes that must have grown in there last year so they were a bonus. I did need garden slaves for this job and ive another huge one to go into the veg patch so may need to beg for assistance. The arctic wind has however stopped playing outside  , i just turn blue and numb and get told off for wearing a balaclava and looking like a terrorist, planning a lot more squash and corn F1 so wont be able to gather seed , though i may still chuck a little of my rainbow corn at the other end of the garden for this year and even have a couple of little melon plants that wont go out for months  all good fun !!