Monday 25 September 2017

Bum

So Friday evening we get a phonecall from the hospital can Mr BH come in first thing Monday for a root up the buttocks type procedure . Bless him he was ranting within seconds and i had to ring back and check it was the right procedure , which when I rang it turned out they hadnt read to the bottom of the booking slip , it was for a procedure the consultant  had decided not to do because it was to risky but we got it sorted and he had the correct procedure this morning . Talk about terror he was sweating before we pulled up in the car park , dripping by the time we got in the building and his blood pressure was through the roof . So he had to have a sit and a cuppa to calm down .  What made it worse was the nurses dealing with him were lovely lads but they were a pair of trendy hipsters with the big beards . He said it was a judgement on him for taking the mickey out of hipsters all the time , i think he must have cracked every bad joke in his extensive bad joke book .
Bizarre really , all the truly scary stuff hes had to have done the last few years , where he hasnt batted an eyelid and this was the one where he freaked .
He came out eyes wide and commented " they shoved an alien tentacle up my orifice and ive been violated by hipsters !!! "
Men....theyre just strange

10 comments:

  1. The poor man, not something I would like done either.

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  2. Not sure it's only men. I'm due for a hysteroscopy on Thursday which involves shoving an alien tentacle up a different orifice ....!

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  3. Poor Mr BH...hope he's recuperating now.
    Hugs-x-

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  4. My heart goes out to poor Mr BH. I hope they get to the bottom of it.....no pun intended 😁

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  5. I've had that done, it's not pleasant.

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  6. Not nice, hope he is sitting comfortably now!

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  7. How did he know it was an alien tentacle? All of this was happening behind him so he wouldn't have been able to see. It might easily have been a hipster penis.

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  8. Mmm, not good but I'd rather that than the one down the throat.
    Briony
    x

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  9. I had one of those too but under sedative so it was OK. All I recall was putting in the mouth guard and the next thing I knew was being wheeled down the corridor to recovery.

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