So its conference season, where we all get to be bored to death , the other week we had Gromit gurning aka the leader of the opposition , then we had Mr Carrier Bag Clegg the most irritating man out . Now its Dave and the public schoolboys . Dont you just wish his wife would get a life and run off with a hunky ex SAS bodyguard , Dave could take to drink in a big way , the kids could go to rehab, might make any of this interesting . Heres Dave in his second job , modelling knitting patterns . Sorry fellas and ladies we realise youre the biggest bunch of self serving backslapping liars out there. The countries gone to the dogs , the only boom industry is Foodbanks .
So lets all shop on ebay , just to save the VAT...lol