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Tuesday, 31 May 2016

Motivation Required

Im convinced ive reached my mid life crisis , ok so im past mid life . This Bank Holiday has been spectacularly boring , been nowhere, done nothing . Mr Bah Humbug has been family bonding , something im not very welcome at . Daughter and munchkin trundled off on holiday . Leaving me and sarcastic son sat here . We loaded up the car and under protest he came and did a car boot sale with me , just so i could afford fuel his week..lol we didnt make much but it was mainly rubbish , outgrown clothes etc , so it was money made from stuff that would normally go in the charity bag . Im once again working loads of hours this week , so will be coming home to snore in the chair and view the washing yurt with pride .
Mr Bah Humbug did a stunner last week, i'd been at work and got home at 3 pm only to have a little voice shouting help as i got in the door . He'd somehow managed to fall off the toilet and get wedged head down between the door and the loo , it didnt do his dignity much good when I had to get son to help move him so we could get in the door to rescue him . We are forbidden to even mention this episode and just get the death stare ,and he wont tell us how long he'd been here , so I thought I would post it on here to annoy him . The worst of it was the cat had been up licking his bald patch as a gesture of sympathy , the ginger ninja is good that way .
Ive got to skive off work to go and sort Young Baldrick out today , he has a meeting with the safeguarding team and he has to have an appropriate adult , all the rest of the family refused to go even the interfering relatives , i think im the last name on the list at the moment , so will go and just see what the hell hes been up to this time.
Still awaiting wages with interest , such is life. Talked to the nice benefits lady the other day , she says im the only person on the books who is genuinely worse off for bothering to work . Still nothing they can suggest to remedy the situation . My mother meanwhile suggested her remedy for the situation , I should either murder my other half or just abandon him and get on with having a life , bless she sounds like a commenter on my blog  , maybe it is my mother ? either that or ive developed a split personality due to stress and im posting comments on my own blog .

11 comments:

  1. Poor Mr BH, that sounds very uncomfortable (understatement!)
    Hope your pay comes through soon, how can they get away with such a delay.

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  2. Oh dear.....poor Mr BH. That must have been quite scary.

    I'd be tempted to tell your employers that you will be charging interest on your unpaid wages-x-

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  3. Reading this bought back a memory of when we drove home from a wedding in Kent and Mr.T was feeling sick and desperate to get home. He rushed in and knelt by the loo only to have the toilet seat come down on his head. lol
    I saw the funny side of this but lots of people wouldn't, but then I've got a funny sense of humour.
    Things can only get better for you but I know exactly what you are going through, been there.

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  4. I remember doing a car boot sale one August bank holiday to buy plimsolls for the children to start school that September. Needs must some times.

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  5. I was a bit worried that you were going to say the cat had licked his botty.... I have a filthy mind... :-)

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  6. I was thinking the same as the previous commenter, Cherie. Things could have been worse for Mr. BH, as the kitty could have been round at the other end of things. Can you imagine, being stuck there with that happening and not being able to get it to stop?! Poor Mr. BH.

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    1. I have communicated this thought to Mr Bah Humbug , his reply was rather rude!!!lol

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    1. some people are content with very little , ive never had any desire for material riches , if help with the vulnerable was available i would accept it , but sadly we are a long way from that, all though things are set in motion they will take months if not years to come to a result , once they do i can return to full time employment of some description .

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  8. My son cant stay still on his office chair. He always leans back etc. One time he got his head wedged between the arm and the seat. and I had to get the tools and unscrew the arm of the chair to set him free. The second time, I was irritated that he did it AGAIN, so I video taped it while I tickled his feet, then I unscrewed the arm again and let him free....THE THIRD time, I shit you not, He was once again trapped, I said "too bad" he said it was fine because he kept his toolbox under his bed and he somehow wheel over there and got his tool box and freed himself. Then when he was at school, I removed both of those chair arms and threw them away.
    I mean, how many times does a kid have to get his head stuck in a chair before he learns a lesson?

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    1. Sexist comment time......why is it always men

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