Mommy Dearest

 Well on the 22nd mother left the building after a row with her carer about them putting thickener in her cuppa tea . They went back an hour later and she had sneaked off with no fuss or bother , please no condolences , i wasnt sure how i would feel about this but my only emotion is relief . My daughter and other family are the ones grieving . My son has decided to christen dec 22nd dead granny day and we are to celebrate with enough alcohol to fall over and eating maltesers till we throw up , his grandmother hated him and made it very clear from when he was small . It being xmas everything is a bit of a cock up. The coroner got involved because they are very keen about deaths in care because they covered Harold Shipmans area , i had  a slightly odd conversation asking if i had and doubts about the validity of her death and any suspicions of foul play , none whatsoever so they agreed they didnt need to do an autopsy and we could apply for a death certificate but theyre shut for xmas so more faff about ,  we found out that the undertakers who she had specified had retired but the People at Golden Charter who she had a prepaid funeral plan with gave us another one , they were really helpful , but  nothing can progress  and its unlikely to do till late january because theres a backlog. My daughters got her organising head on and mothers solicitor isnt answering anything so i presume theyre off till after the new year . We shall see life goes on , im just glad that her money will cover her care home expenses and anything else that arrives , i never wanted it and she was always well cared for which was all that mattered . But im sure there will be a few folks popping out of the woodwork questioning where the money has gone