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Wednesday, 25 April 2018

Im Back

Well it rained last night and im waiting to see if the flood water drains down enough to let me continue chopping down trees . Brambles im sick of them , the birds poo them out and they pop up everywhere so im on a bramble cull , this is not a small garden so its proving fun just a row of conifers to top out , joy , nobody wants to help with that one im afraid .
The new windows are amazing , you cant see the curtains blowing in the wind nor the daylight round the sides , so a huge improvement , we will just have to watch the mould problems dont get worse . Shame they didnt do the doors as i got up to the usual hallway full of snails due to last nights rain theres nothing like a slug between the toes to wake you up in the morning .

Royal baby? suitably bored , its a baby, its healthy and it will lead a life of privilege.
 Kate looking groomed and perfect on the steps outside the hospital  , which isnt hard with a personal  stylist , hairdresser and make up artist standing outside the room waiting for you to pod . No "for god sake get me home , im leaking and i need a frozen sweetcorn round my bruised bits " like most .
Home to the nanny , valets and the press officer .
I still think they should go with naming him Kevin it has a certain ring Prince Kevin or maybe Prince Donald ? Both are popular choices on twitter along with Jeremy for some reason .


6 comments:

  1. Loving your sense of humour Kate. Glad the windows are an improvement. I seriously wish I lived closer I would give you a hand as you are quite an inspiration. Hope the water ebbs soon. Tx

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  2. Oh gawd....make them come and put some doors on....the thought of slugs between your toes makes me feel quite sick. I'm sure I would just drop down dead if I trod on one...lol.
    Hugs-x-

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  3. Tell me about slugs and snails in the house, they're always popping in here. Last night we got a dead mouse, too - I know the cats are trying to tell us that they love us but please, no! xxx

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  4. The bit about frozen sweetcorn round the bruised bits made me laugh out loud. Your humour is amazing.

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  5. Glad the windows are such an improvement but I did cringe at the thought of slugs and such on my feet.

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  6. Just been invaded by ants so you have my sympathy.

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