Scotland I would have missed you , the crazy experience that is all night Asda aka Walmart in Edinburgh , where they just pop the drunks into shopping trolley and stick them by the tills . Stirling services with its bouncers on the door . Playing dodge the deer belting up the A9 in the middle of the night . Edinburgh Castle best concert venue in the world . The highlands where nothing can repel the midges in a summer . Wild Camping without irate farmers . Glenmorangie , Runrig and haggis .
Then theres the other side of the story what would i have done with all the tartan fabric ive being amassing for a yet to be decided project . would Robbie Burns have been banned in the UK. Would we have to drink all the Buckfast fortified wine ourselves . Would i never have seen a fit bloke in a kilt again .
|bit of dougal porn for us older ladies|