Bizzy

Its that time of the year , full on gardening season  and the arctic wind is howling , such is life . Himself insisted that we went to the huge carboot at Stickney yesterday morning , hes in his shorts i was in 4 layers , hat, hood gloves big boots etc etc . Ive always felt the cold , comes from years  in unheated homes and working in freezer warehouses back in the day .  Now i dont even have the luxury of going home to a hot bath a shower just isnt a substitute ..lol.  On a plus note himself is whacked off his head on painkillers , hes finding that the vibrations from his scooter is crippling him more than usual so he will likely be asleep for most of the next two days. Did i spend a fortune ? I came home with a big bag of cheap veg , bakery stuff and a trio of small planters for in the house . I always enjoy rooting through the house clearance stuff . I did however just at the very end of the boot sale find a 80s floor to ceiling plant stand for the grand total of £2 never opened , they start at around the £50 mark online for a cheap chinese import , this weighs a ton so may survive living in the bathroom of doom and yes i sneaked out this morning to the first of the local carboots and spent a whole £1.50 on a plant and a hanger .

So happy Mothers Day to you all in the UK , i got a plant i could never have justified the cost of buying from my daughter, a  Thai Constelation Monstera its tiny and nobody but me seems very impressed but ive been lusting after one for ages. i have to cook chicken dinner for my pet zombie  thats my exciting day, bless him , if he ever stops snoring ...lol

Conform

 Well this is the end of the world...well some seem to think so .  The government now has the right to root through your bank account if they think your commiting benefit fraud .  Actually it just means they will do exactly what they want and you are guilty till you can prove otherwise . Governments do what ever they like these days but how long till they do something very wrong and start killing people?  Meanwhile they are trying to defund the disabled because we are a drain on the rest of society while bringing in the Assisted Dying Bill its .  all a bit suspect. 

Those who have been involved in the trials of the bank account rooting have found that they have to prove who they are paying rent to , have to prove what every individual payment they are making is for and the people they are dealing with have no clue about being disabled , one man stated he had to justify buying extra catheters because he should be getting them from the NHS . But sadly the NHS may be brilliant but they often dont supply the most up to date supplies you need or enough to last all the time so yes we have to buy what is useful to a particular disability of various natures . Another example was a lady paying to see a private mental  counsellor from her money , why? because there is a 2 year waiting list .DOH 

Disability will never be a one size fits all , no matter what they try to legislate , so hurry up and climb into the suicide pod , you know your a burden 

Crystal Ball

 i think the weird dreams may be triggered by a change in brand of my latest vitamins , i have to take B12 and vitamin D all the time from the doctor , im not good at absorbing things through my gut due to it being somewhat battered and scarred , so for a lot of years ive being doing 30 days of various vitamins and minerals a different each month so i dont overdose , but this time the magnesium has had B6 added to its mix and the weird dreams are pretty epic . Ive either become a seer or a Sybil but who believes a prophet in there own lifetime ?  We are living in times that make Revelation and Nostradamus look pretty tame . I was off in fairy land last night and Keir Starmer had just offered all the incomers citizenship if they joined up and fought in the trenches of Europe for us . Sadly it didnt go as well as he expected and hoards of them were down at the South Coast buying lilos and peddling frantically for France. On the home front i was doing the washing up while watching tanks trundling across the meadows at the back of the house, all very trippy and who knows maybe its all a premonition? 

Shower of S!!!

 Well here we are again. another journey into the unknown starts , blew a car up Monday that we couldnt afford to lose at the moment , so ho hum here i go again trying to perform miracles with what we have . Now i had one of those weird dreams the other night , hadnt even eaten a huge block of cheese so it must be stress related .  I dreamt that because we are governed endlessly by toss pots, we decided to instead let comedians stand for election,  no party loyalty just a sense of humour . Hear me out on this one , Ukraine doesnt seem to have done to bad from the idea , hes not perfect but hes better than anything we have on offer . I didnt even like some of the comedians on offer , Ricky Gervaise and Fergel Sharkey were running the enviroment , The Home Office was under the thumb of Jo Brand , DWP had peter kaye in charge after all he was in a wheelchair in his Phoenix Nights days it was going quite well then Jimmy Carr was put in charge of the Tax Office and Frankie Boyle became the prime minister . So ho hum how wrong could it go ? 

Observations

 Well theyre dragging out the whole dont be sick because your worthless narrative by the Labour Party at the moment , who knows what diabolical ideas theyve got from some think tank . But the whole thing smells of eugenics , get rid of the disabled and sick theyre costing to much , strangle the NHS till only those who can afford treatment get it . Do they really think that you can cut down on the sick after a damaging pandemic , for which their doesnt seem to be much in the way of treatment from ?  Then theres the fact that employers just dont want disabled employees , the job market dying due to ever more AI , its all a perfect storm at the moment . Go away and die seems to be the motto of the moment and guess what they will Assist you to do it , its all very Soylent Green if your old enough to remember the movie .

On another crystal ball moment , i had a thought . Do they need to train everybody up for desk jobs to free the younger generation for conscription ?

Aint Life Fun

 Well our own personal apocalypse arrived on the mat the other day , we have had notice that we must transfer to Universal Credit , so thats five weeks of no scrounged funds from the government ..lol cant say im that phased its not unexpected and its nothing to the 9 months we had to go without in 2017 , pantry is bulging all the vehicles are legal ive got enough saved to pay the rent and the council tax so no real worries . However we also have the cutting of disability benefits on the Horizon , but we will bugger on as best we can . Life as a scrounger is damned hard work . Himself doesnt have many worries on the being fit for work front , with his ever worsening multiple conditions and the class A drugs . I couldnt care less, chewing members of the DWP is a skill ive learned over the last few years.

OH ive been told i must tell everyone that Uncle Roy is a year youger than Mommy Dearest shes 90 next month  and is still quite batty in her elder care prison , it seems he reads the blog and I got it wrong  

Well

 With all thats going on in the world , lets get on to the important stuff . Gardening. This is a bonus a whole week of sunhine and frost and a almost helpful son . Plus the council turned up to paint the outside of the house with just a letter through the door the night before .  Bless , though how painting a door that was disintergrating as fast as they were painting it was a fresh challenge for them, and ive just been watching them paint over the huge patch of ivy on the house opposite a quality job as usual . Now i just have to persuade one of my slaves to put back all the big planters theres a couple of monsters that i cant move an inch to put back . Raspberries are chopped down awaiting compost piling on them , apple trees are pruned , hazel branches cut down for my bean rows , more seeds to pop into pots today . Spring bonfire pile growing nicely , i can always blame the builders..lol   inspected the potato sets today , just starting to peep so plenty of time for them .

Now lets talk politics , theres no nice guys in the world of politics , but boy have we got some really epic nut jobs around the world at the moment , what will happen? who bleedin knows , the one certainty is the rich getting richer and the poor getting poorer , it gets harder and harder to eat to a budget , folks cant afford warmth , something will give eventually but you cant speculate on what , i think its a bit like Jenga theres all the big moves you get away with and then become more and more blase about,  till a tiny little thing makes everything collapse ...those are the times we are living in